Of Kaakas and Naris

Once upon a time, there was a Kaaka (no not this one, but this one)who was very hungry. True to satisfy his wants, the new-age Maami wearing a T-shirt bought by her son from Walmart and sent across just yesterday, made him some Masala Vadais and gave them to the Kaaka. The Kaaka of course was used to the best food from across the world thanks to food at Ascendas, just a few potholes away. But since he was hungry, he decided to indulge the Maami and took them to his new Penthouse nest on top of the latest YAIT*.

Just when he was about to munch his sumptuous feast, a Nari (no not this one, but this one) saw him from the bottom. The Nari didn't want to waste any energy shouting out to the Kaaka so he decided to SMS him with his new BlackBerry Storm. The text convo went something like this:

Nari: hey dde sup?

Kaaka: nthng mch dde. jst got thse vds frm tht mmi

Nari: wtf it's bn ags snce i had vds pass sme ovr!

Kaaka: lmao ..no way jose, i'm fckng hngry now & no 1's gnna bt MY ass 4 these vds

Nari (strikes Vairamuthu pose and walks at the footsteps of the YAIT..thinking deeply and then): 

yo kka kka UR the brd i'd eat 

if i didn't hve UR vds 4 a trt

i'm sre UR vce is vry swt

so sing me a sng 2 the aadhi bt..

Now this was too much for the Kaaka and he immediately started his own hand at rap while the Vadas were still in his mouth and they all fell down faster than Satyam's shares in the stock market, for the waiting Nari. 

Nari: rotflmao!!! so lng sckr!!!

In this way the Nari managed to dupe the innocent Kaaka out of all his Vadas.

Update : This is to announce that the Kaaka has officially been granted a bailout package, approximately 70 billion vadas and tax-cuts worth another 70 billion whenever he goes for dining at the San Jose Saravana Bhavan. Some creatures have it made. *Sigh*

* - Yet Another IT Tower